I think it’s cute when people are all “Aww you’re such a cutie, let’s be friends?!” and they don’t understand how weird I am so I’m all “Do you think dinosaurs had sex in front of the cavemen like dogs, or do you think they understood the concept of shame?”
While everyone is loving The Avengers , I’m over here anxiously waiting for The Dark Knight Rises
Ok this text is irrelevant but the gif of the girl looks just like me three years ago…?
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I want that.
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happinessonstilts asked: I just touched my vagina to male gay porn. WTF. I NEED SOMEONE TO FUCK ME REAL SOON.
DONT CARE I SAW YOU TODAY.
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Fun fact: I’m 5’10.